Showtime and its hit series Homeland, can’t bring themselves to break up with Damian Lewis, even though most people believe they should end the relationship already.
“We just love him so much that we have to keep him on the show, no matter what,” said a representative at the network. “Even if we have to send him flowers and chocolates every day, he has to know we care.”
Many fans of Homeland have turned against it this season, in large part due to Showtime’s unwillingness to let Lewis go, since many fans feel his storyline is growing stale.
“They should have learned the Game of Thrones lesson, and pulled a red wedding on him,” says Homeland superfan Bobby Herr. “You can continue a series without a major character and it’ll go just fine.”
Apart from Brody himself, fans are annoyed by the subplots involving his family members, particularly his daughter. “That girl can’t stop playing with her hands!” says fan Charlotte Emerson. “It’s so annoying! I wouldn’t be surprised if the camera caught her digging for nose gold next week!”
Showtime has had this problem before, not breaking up with Dexter after season four, and now they’re having it again. Seems that breaking up really is hard to do.